Okay y'all, we've all got our dating horror stories. What's yours?
I'll start us out. I looked a lot older than I was in high school so when I was 14 I got asked out by an 18 year old. We went to see a movie and it must have been really short because it let out early. Now, I didn't have a driver's license at this point and I'd just moved in with my dad so I really didn't know anything about the area. (That's important, not one of my side trips...)
So we get in his truck and he looks over at me and asks, "So where's a good place to hang out around here?"
My response: "Uh...I don't know. Do you want some Bubble Tape?"
He just sort of blinks at me a few times and says, "Wow. That was a hint." Then he got into this really bad mood and just drove me home, despite my explanation of not knowing where anything was in town.
You know, I think he just had something against the bubbly deliciousness that was Bubble Tape!